The horoscope was not promising. Mercury was retrograde. There would be
dissention, destruction, and delays. People would be rude, obnoxious, and
impatient. Technology would
misbehave. There would be
miscommunications and misunderstandings. He heaved a huge sigh of relief when
he realized it wasn’t his horoscope then he winced when he realized it was his
wife’s.
41 comments:
ARRRRRGH....
Someone needs to go away for a few days!
It is headed our way ya know.
Loved your 55 Talon
Thanks for playing...Foreboding as it is..:P
Have a Kick Ass Week-End
or stay under the covers ( in response to G-Man's comment)
Ugg
Lovely Talon
I love the wicked ironic twist!
ha! At least he knows in advance?!
Karma is one of those, yes? This was delightful, Talon. And a wonderful photo on the header--(that second could almost fit my 55, too.)
oh that could be twice as bad...smiles...he should start bringing home flowers every day...ha..
Wow, rude people, miscommunications, technology problems...sounds like just another day around here. ;-)
Hi Talon .. love the header and the misty woodland .. oh dear - there's always someone that's having one of those days.
Cheers and if you can emerge have a good weekend .. Hilary
Siniestramente alucinante y hermosa esta imagen Talon, si señor!
Un fuerte abrazo y buen fin de semana,
Db.
Oh, I loved that ending. Nice one.
Ha ha, love the twist too. I'm so pleased I don't believe in horoscopes otherwise I doubt I'd ever get out of bed.
That's funny. :)
Uh-oh...trouble at't mill!
That may be worse than it being his!
I've read a few 'scopes like that in the old days- They never seemed to apply to me tho! Mercury can do that, I hear...
I heard on the news that latest "Sun Flare blast" may do that to some folks- But at least you're getting a Northern lights extra show if the clouds move out!
It was foggy like that here the other night- thick. cool pic!
word Ver "hasile"
Is it wrong to laugh? A very funny twist my dear!
Ha..My wife has gone away until Tuesday!!!!
Oops!
As others said, this one had a great twist. I also love the number play on words. This was a fun 55!
Have a great weekend:~)
Love the photo on the header! And wow..what a horoscope..glad I don't read them..if I was him, I'd quick write a new horoscope and hand it to her:)
I'm glad horoscope is only for plain reading. It can be unsettling for some people though!
Hank
Oh, Talon, I love this! Just because it's not your horoscope, doesn't mean you'll escape unscathed, right?
And that doesn't even take into account the solar storm, global warming and who you like in the debates! Keep your head down, Mr.
Best wishes for the weekend, Talon.
I am laughing - how fun! and once again lovely pictures..
What a blessing you are
Phew, I thought it was going to be the first day of vacation!
You always get the perfect twist in.
Ha ha...a nice one!
:)
Beautiful.Picture
Ha! Great foggy photo and amazing sunrise (full of color) on your header! Whew. I (always) love coming here.
:-D
Oh I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy- Hopefully it passes quickly!
Nice, natural and effective-twist read.
As I have an interest in astrology, I found this an absolute hoot!! Heheh!
This is so funny! Just hope it's not about YOU and yours. :)
Telling Mercury to go easy on all of us...
xoxo
too funny, loved it
Gnarly, indeed, it is just that!
Great 55, Talon.
You always make me smile with your writings!
Oh, the baby arrived!
I'm on cloud nine.
She's so precious and I'm totally in love with her!
Margie x
Nice One..:)
Take care
As a Gemini, ruled by Mercury, I tremble before such horrorscopes.
Oh, that was gnarly and with a surprise ending...and I love that word too. Just getting a feel for G-Man's Flash Fiction 55...my first try this week..and enjoying reading a few more. Loved this.
Vuelvo por tu espacio a repasar tus trabajos una vez más...
Un fuerte abrazo, y buena semana,
Db.
That was just wonderful and I loved the twist at the end :-)
I love the misty picture that accompanied it...there is something deamlike about mist...things dont seem quite so real somehow.
C x
lol , Galen - yes, better batten down the hatches as they say :) Mind you, I don't follow horoscopes so I have no idea when these bad planetary line-ups are occuring so maybe I'd better really check it out - lol! Hope you feel 100 percent soon!
Dani, thank you! So wonderful to see you.
Teresa, glad you enjoyed it! Thank you!
Margaret, lol - yes. He's had fair warning :)
hedgewitch, karma is for sure. Thank you. I thought the same thing when I read your post and realized we were somewhat on the same wavelength. Neat, eh?
Brian, lol! Tons of bouquets :)
lol, Ann! :)
Hilary, thank you. Yes, it seems horroscope or not, it's sort of inevitable, isn't it? :)
Gracias, David. I hope your weekend was a wonderful one! Loved your kittens in the cup shot :)
Anthony, thank you!
Joey, I'm with you on that one. I would think reading such things might help them to acutally happen...which would be good on the good horoscopes, but horrible on these sorts - lol! :)
Lynn : )
J Cosmo, exactly :)
Snaggle, thanks. To see those lights would be magnificent. I've only seen them twice in my life. Yeah, horoscopes apply to millions and millions so I've never thought they had too much power in them. :)
Polly, glad you did :)
Walking Man, seems like you'll be safe :)
Raven, thanks.
Sara, thank you! Hope your weekend was a glorious one!
lol, Joy - I love your solution :)
Hank, so true!
Thank you, Linda. That's it exactly :)
Leenie, lol! I think this poor guy's goose is cooked :) And thank you. Hope your weekend was a wonderful one.
Patricia, glad I made you laugh :)
Sandy, lol! So glad you enjoyed it :)
ayala, thanks! :)
SKIZO, thank you!
lg, thank you. I love that you love visiting here! And I loved your river shots - they were magnificent!
izzy, me either :)
Thank you, Steve.
Glad you liked it, Jinksy! :)
Jannie, totally made up -- thank heavens! or is that thank my lucky stars? :) xx
Christine, thanks!
Margie, glad you enjoyed it! I hope you are having a beautiful time with baby Rose and that you don't have to climb off Cloud 9 for a very very long time :)
Sam, thank you!
Shay, it's a good thing I don't write them, isn't it? But I could write you a super awesome one :)
Bodhirose, nice to meet you and look forward to seeing you on Friday. :)
David, gracias. I've been super busy, but I'm slowly catching up on blogs and loving your photographs with your perfect captions :)
Carol, thank you! I feel the same about the fog - it takes the ordinary and twists it into extraordinary, doesn't it? I've been so loving all your artwork - you're so very talented!
Great, simply great. So very well written! You made me smile a lot.
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